Thursday, December 3, 2009

Sex Change Curse

A letter recently published in a New Zealand newspaper warned whomever stole a flower pot from outside a home in Gulf Harbour that s/he was about to suffer a gradual sex change. Apparently, the flower pot contains the ashes of the writer's grandmother, who also happened to be a witchdoctor. She surrounded the area with sex change icons which will cause the thief to slowly switch genders.

The author of the letter said he was a medium who was in contact with his grandmother's spirit, but she could not direct him to the makeshift urn because she was unfamiliar with the area to which it had been moved.

© C Harris Lynn, 2009

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