Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Another California Beauty Queen Wants Gays Put to Death

Lauren Ashley, set to represent Beverly Hills in the upcoming Miss California pageant, told a reporter "The Bible says that marriage is between a man and a woman... [and] 'If a man lies with mankind as he would lie with a woman... [he] shall surely be put to death,'" quoting Leviticus. "The Bible is pretty black and white," the retard California beauty queen said.

Carrie Prejean, also a former California beauty queen turned amateur porn starlet and Christian spokesperson, didn't exactly expect homosexuals to be put to death, but echoed similarly retarded statements at the Miss USA beauty pageant last year. Prejean claimed her "personal views" on homosexuality and religion cost her the title.

Beauty queens are not known for their education, wisdom, intelligence, or empathy, but should be careful when quoting The Bible, as it clearly allows for one to offer his wife or daughter in lieu of payment - even sell them into slavery! Leviticus in particular also says the smell of burning bulls is pleasing unto the Lord and so bulls should be burned alive... to please the Hebrew God.

Oh, and Christians favor homosexual sex with male children. But they won't marry them.

© C Harris Lynn, 2010

1 comment:

  1. The city of Beverly Hills is doing all they can to distance themselves from them Lauren Ashley, claiming they do not sponsor any beauty pageant and have no affiliation with the California, Miss USA, or any other beauty pageant. The city is now looking into how to ensure no one else can make such claims.

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