Friday, July 9, 2010

Martians Give Drunk Man Ride to Strip Club

A 50-year-old man arrested outside of a Wisconsin strip club after crashing his SUV into its entrance told police he had gotten a ride from "Martians." Police say the man was asked to leave the establishment after he vomited in the VIP room. Once outside, the man promptly put his SUV in reverse and slammed into the club's entrance. The report does not indicate the wreck was purposeful; when asked how he was doing, he replied, "Not good. [But I] seen some nice strippers."

Ufologists know what this means. Party in Wisconsin!

© C Harris Lynn, 2010

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