Friday, July 4, 2008

What's the Oblem, Profficer?

A 74-year-old woman crashed through the front of a convenience store... and promptly went to the cooler for a six-pack!

The cashier was shocked to see a blue, 1988 Cadillac cruise through the $8000 plate-glass front windows, but even more astonished when the driver stumbled out of the car and made her way to the beer cooler. "I don't know how she managed to walk," said the owner of the store. The cashier denied her the sale and police picked her up.

The woman apparently had a pre-existing medical condition, but was arrested on suspicion of drunk-driving.

© C Harris Lynn, 2008

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