Thursday, October 16, 2008

Suit Against God Dismissed

Nebraska State Senator, Ernie Chambers, filed a permanent injunction against God, claiming the defendant inspired fear and made terroristic threats, as well as being responsible for "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants." Chambers said he filed the case to make the point that the courts should be open to everyone, regardless of their financial situation.

However, a judge dismissed the case based on the fact that Chambers did not have God's address. The defendant must be notified of the lawsuit, and without an address, how can he be?

Chambers noted, since the court acknowledges the existence of God, it therefore acknowledges his omniscience, meaning God has notice of the lawsuit. He has 30 days to decide if he will appeal.

Senator Chambers skips morning prayer and has been known to criticize Christians.

© C Harris Lynn, 2008

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