Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Suspect Transforms Into Goat

Nigerian authorities are holding a goat on charges of theft. According to them, one of the suspects in a grand theft auto transmogrified into a goat to escape prosecution. The attempted theft occurred some two days prior.

The newspaper quoted authorities as having said one suspect escaped while another transformed himself into a goat... but they got the goat.

© C Harris Lynn, 2009

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