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Friday, February 26, 2010

Boozing, Smoking Chimp Sent to Rehab

Charlie Sheen has (Sorry, wrong blog.)

A Russian chimpanzee which was retired to a zoo following his circus career has been taken to rehab. The chimp had picked-up two particularly nasty vices, boozing and smoking cigarettes, and was said to be pestering visitors for a drink!

Zhora learned to draw with markers and fathered several chimps at the zoo in the Russian city of Rostov, but he also took to partying like Lindsay Lohan. Zookeepers say his vices were "ruining him." Their only choice of action was to transfer him to Kazan, some 500 miles east of Moscow, for rehabilitation.

© C Harris Lynn, 2010

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