Monday, January 26, 2009

Grl RLY wnted 2 txt

A Delaware couple locked themselves in their bedroom to avoid their 16-year old daughter, after she attacked them with two kitchen knives. The girl was upset over her parents' grounding her; they had revoked her cellphone privileges.

Officers say it took about 15 minutes to get the girl to put down the blades and come out of the house. They responded to the call at about 3am. The girl's name was not released, but The OddBlog is identifying her as "one spoiled, little bitch."

The incident started when the spoiled, little bitch's father took her cellphone away from her. He believed she stole money from her mother's purse to purchase more minutes on her pre-paid phone plan.

© C Harris Lynn, 2008

2 comments:

  1. This is one of those things you preferably want to discover about your child before they become sixteen or, you know, old enough to walk and destroy you in your sleep.

    I mean, she can't have been a peach to live with if she goes all knife-murder over this.

    Does she set trees on fire when she's told to take out the trash?

    Back in my day, if you wanted to stab someone for taking your cell phone, you had to leave at six in the morning just to get to your parents room because cars and stairs didn't exist, and somewhere along the way, you'd realize the anachronistic nature of owning a cell phone and get too confused to kill anyone.

    And that's the way we liked it.

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  2. I would have totally been into her. And she would not have been into me. I'd have spent countless semesters, listening to her drone-on about her parents in drama class... not to mention the guy she was into...

    What a bitch.

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