Friday, January 21, 2011

Junkie Thieves Snort Cremains

Five junkies were arrested in conjunction with at least two robberies in the same Florida neighborhood after one victim complained that the cremated remains of her father and two dogs were missing. Investigators learned the five thieves has mistaken the "cremains" (a word I've never before heard, and do not know if it is correct) for either cocaine or heroin and snorted some of them before discarding them in a nearby lake.

Divers recovered two wooden boxes containing the "cremains" of the victim's father and one Great Dane, which were returned to her. The junkie thieves had mixed some of the ashes while trying to snort them, but the victim was happy for their return nonetheless.

© C Harris Lynn, 2011

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