Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Salem Witches Want to Help Charlie Sheen

Christian Day, a spokesperson for area Salem witches, says the group is going to try to help Charlie Sheen through witchcraft. Apparently, the group took umbrage to Sheen's use of the word "warlock" to describe himself, but decided against cursing him.

"Charlie Sheen is not a warlock, for a warlock is a wise person who understands the ways of the spirit world. No truly wise person would betray their own soul the way that he's done," Day told reporters.

© C Harris Lynn, 2011

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