Texas Caveman Discovered

Residents of a small apartment complex in Texas complained of a naked man who lives in a cave near their homes. A local reporter managed to speak to the caveman who said that he had been living in the cave for about three years. Residents say they sometimes see him bathing in their laundry room and working out on the kids' jungle gym. They even suspect him of stealing clothes.

The caveman refused to give his name. When asked what he was doing in the cave, he responded, "Surviving." He offered a pithy message to others to "do more for the community." Most of the interview was conducted while the man was inside the cave with only a portion of his face visible. At the end of the interview, as the reporter is walking away, the man appears briefly to wave goodbye.

© C Harris Lynn, 2012

Softball Sized Eyeball Washes Up on Florida Beach

A blue eyeball the size of a softball washed up on a Florida beach. Experts assume it belongs to a maritime creature such as a whale or giant squid but are not certain. The eye was taken to a St. Petersberg specialty lab to be analyzed.

© C Harris Lynn, 2012

32-Year-Old Florida Man Just Goes When He Eats Worm

A 32-year-old Florida man died after winning a contest in which he ate worms and cockroaches. No other contestants were harmed. The man began vomiting in the bar and was pronounced dead at the hospital shortly thereafter. 

The prize was an Ivory Ball Python.

© C Harris Lynn, 2012