Monday, February 11, 2008

Hookers Pee Healthier

An Italian urologist has supposedly been researching the health benefits of high-heels. Ye-ah, because that's important.

High-heels have been linked to a number of health problems, from corns to - schizophrenia! Of course, I think that last one is a cop-out; we all know girlies is crazy; schizophrenia in females is a natural occurrence.

But Dr. Maria Cerruto claims that her studies have shown that women who wear 2" heels have posture that is just as good as those who wear flat shoes, and that their pelvic muscles are stronger. Dr. Cerruto claims that this leads to better sex lives for the women.

Um, yeah, I don't think the two exactly follow one another; I can see where chicks who wear high-heels have better sex lives - and I even agree that is because they wear heels - but Dr. Cerruto and I disagree as to the cause and effect relationship at work here.

I call mine the "CFM" Hypothesis.

© C Harris Lynn, 2008

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