Friday, July 25, 2008

A Child and His Lawnmower

A Milwaukee man has been charged with Disorderly Conduct (Armed) and Possession of an Illegal Firearm because he got drunk and shot-up his lawnmower.

Keith Walendowski got up, got drunk, and decided to mow the lawn. When his lawnmower would not start, he got up, got his sawed-off, and shot that motherfucker. "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard, so I can shoot it if I want."

If convicted, Walendowski faces up to six years and 90 days in prison, as well as an $11,000 fine.

(If I didn't already have too many tags, I'd have placed this under "lawn care" and "Dead Kennedys.")

© C Harris Lynn, 2008

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