Left-Handed Gene Found

Scientists have discovered a gene which may lead to left-handedness. Strangely, they also seem to think this gene may increase the odds of Schizophrenia. Now, all we righties know that lefties are essentially mentally-flawed, but the research also told me some things I did not know.

For instance, did you know that left-handed peoples’ brains are generally “flipped”? In most (normal) people, the right side is the creative side which handles emotions and the like and the left side controls speech and logical thinking; according to this information, the opposite is often true in lefties’ brains.

About 10% of people are left-handed, and thus, obviously “not right.”