Thursday, October 28, 2010

Smart Kids Become Heavy Drinking Adults

Two separate studies came to the same conclusion: When smart kids grow-up, they tend to drink more often, and more heavily, than their stupiderer classmates. One of the studies was conducted in America, the other in Britain. But researchers do not know exactly what the correlation is. Many people, mostly outside of the scientific community, have offered theories, but I was too drunk to give a damn.

© C Harris Lynn, 2010

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