Okay guys, we are pretty much caught-up with all of our sponsored post backlog, so we'll try to give you a short run of some good stuff real quick. I was lucky enough to speak with someone while I was "Away" who lives on White River in Arkansas. I didn't mention the monster, waiting to see if he would bring it up, but he didn't.
What he did say was quite illuminating though, as he was talking about fishing and I asked him what varieties of fish were present in the river. He responded with a list approximately as long as my arm.
Now, I have to admit, this guy was not very credible. Not because he was in jail for having stolen a brand new 4-wheeler, but because he came in claiming to know "Ninjitsu" and all such as that, then ended up having to be taken out on a stretcher, crying, after he had signed a statement for the feds. He had your garden-variety panic attack and tried to milk it until he realized no one was buying it and let it go. He was very young and this was obviously the first time he had ever been in any real trouble. But I digress.
If what he says is true - and I don't know a whole lot about fish and such, so I have no choice but to accept that it is - then no matter what taste the alleged beast may have, it has a good selection. From wide-mouthed bass to pike to crappie to bream, White River reportedly has it all.
But it is interesting that this young guy who claimed to know "Ninjitsu," and was nowhere near short of other tall tales, made no mention of the White River Monster.
What he did say was quite illuminating though, as he was talking about fishing and I asked him what varieties of fish were present in the river. He responded with a list approximately as long as my arm.
Now, I have to admit, this guy was not very credible. Not because he was in jail for having stolen a brand new 4-wheeler, but because he came in claiming to know "Ninjitsu" and all such as that, then ended up having to be taken out on a stretcher, crying, after he had signed a statement for the feds. He had your garden-variety panic attack and tried to milk it until he realized no one was buying it and let it go. He was very young and this was obviously the first time he had ever been in any real trouble. But I digress.
If what he says is true - and I don't know a whole lot about fish and such, so I have no choice but to accept that it is - then no matter what taste the alleged beast may have, it has a good selection. From wide-mouthed bass to pike to crappie to bream, White River reportedly has it all.
But it is interesting that this young guy who claimed to know "Ninjitsu," and was nowhere near short of other tall tales, made no mention of the White River Monster.
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